The Scottish Bitch

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The Scottish Bitch – released March 17, 2016

In this modern update of Macbeth, competitive drag queen Latrine Dion will do whatever it takes to win the title of Grand Dame.

Latrine is as new to the United States as she is to competitive drag queenery, but she is out to win the National Grand Dame Competition, and the $100,000 cash prize. She needs that title to establish herself. Her husband Peyton assures her she deserves it. Not to mention, they need the prize money to stay in the United States.

The intimidating lineup of queens includes Cunny Corleone, Ina Godda the Diva, Chutney Spears, Blanche BuDois, and Salma Nella—all loaded with talent and experience that could rob Latrine of her title.

Urged on by Peyton, Latrine schemes to win the Grand Dame Competition, even if it means poisoning dildos and killing off the other contestants with stiletto heels.

With some of the gayest prose ever, Jameson Tabard highlights an infatuation with image and power so unhealthy it makes Diet Coke look like a superfood smoothie.

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